Eleven World Class Golfers flew in to Melbourne, Australia on 08 October for battle in this prestigious event and this year the competition was to be in the Single Stableford format. A 12 seater Toyota Commuter bus was hired to travel the Murray River in search of golf courses to play. This vehicle ran on alcohol which was cheaper than petrol and only passed one car but no liquor stores.

For 2005 the golfers were:

a. Shady Col the Navigator- Do we have any maps to read?
b. Donny the Almost Hole-in-Oner- The only way to get an Eagle on a par 3.
c. Jan the Rainbow Colour Co-ordinated Outfit Wearer- What colour have I not worn this week?
d. Chucka Charlie Charles- The Golf Course Walker or is that Stalker.
e. Allan the Oyster Tester- Would there be any more oysters to try as I'll try them?
f. Ralph the Port Bottle Breaker- Will you blokes slow down so I don't break any more of my bottles.
g. John the Joker- And have you heard the one about ...........And snorer Class 2- His position has been usurped.
h. Noel the Tour Guide- Should I wear my coat? Is this an official occasion and require formal dress?
h. Cec the Handicapper- And snorer Class 1- First time in this position.
i. Brian the Pay Master- Who hasn't got a voucher? Where are we going?
j. Trish da Monichino- Are we there yet? Yes, I'll have another glass.