Ten World Class Golfers flew in to Cable-Car City (Wellington, New Zealand) on 19 October for battle in this prestigious event. A 12 seater Ford Transit bus was hired to travel the country in search of golf courses to play. This vehicle ran on alcohol and never passed another car nor a liquor store.

For 2004 the golfers were:

a. Peter the Purchaser- I'll go along with that.
b. Donny the Eagle- The eagle has landed.
c. Jan the Colour Co-ordinated Shoelace Changer
d. Charles the Tui can filler- Lucky each can held 1/2 litre.
e. Lance the Gambler- Who was asked to leave the gambling den as he had drunk them out of free grog.
f. Ralph the Gulf Harbour Wrangler- Who sleeps on the floor in the lounge as it's quieter.
g. John the Joker and Bus Driver- And snorer Class1.
h. Noel the Roadie Manager- Have we got enough roadies to get this bus home?
h. Cec the Handicapper- I've got it all worked out, I think.
i. Brian the Brain- Is that tree a Liquid Amber or an Export Gold?

Also on the tour were 3 Shopettes who spent their time sightseeing and shopping in Cable-Car City, Lake City, Sulphur City and the Land of the Aucks.

The Shopettes were:

a. Eileen without a birthday.
b. Marina with ships.
c. Laurel without Hardy.